on the city streets, we don’t say “i love you”, we say “ey girl come over here lemme talk to you i’d fuck the shit outta you” which roughly translates to “i have no respect for female body autonomy or women in general”. tragic yet true.
i can’t send any nudes because i’m so hot you might spontaneously combust
“my dash is really dead right now”
“let me log onto my other tumblr account”
yeah but did the ikea monkey save a girl’s life by programming the hiv virus to to fight cancer cells yeah didn;t think so
I (lizzie) made a personal blog cause I’m putting off writing this essay and if you want to you can follow it i dunno
a lot of zoos are free you can see monkey’s at the zoo and also all over google
my skateboarder in Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater was perpetually named “DJ Stanley Steamer”